Roster » User Profile » Mark “Mr.Eso(Mr.Fozzie)” Tkaczyk
|Processor:||i7 920 @ 3.0ghz|
|Motherboard:||Asus p6t deluxe|
|Video Cards:||Nvidia gtx 580|
|Sound Card:||Soundblaster X-FI fatality|
|Harddrives:||2 TB...something or other|
|Monitors:||2x Samsung t240 24"|
|Mousepad:||Steelseries something or other|
As a young man living in the great frozen tundra was not an easy thing. At the tender age of 2 months i was left in the harsh wilderness to fend for myself. I was raised by a family of angry drunken bears; to which i can credit my eccentric eating habits and.....unusual smell. When i was just 6, i managed to snare and eat my first human, thus i was welcomed into the fold officially. His name was Rudiger...he may have been a clown in a former life....he tasted funny.
I quickly tired of devouring pathetic humans by the dozens, so i turned my savage nature towards other endeavours. I managed to convince mama bear to build me a makeshift computer out of twigs, berries, and dried up bear feces (she plugged it into a 'current bush'.....) and thus began the reign of Mr.Eso.
Fear me pitiful humans, for i am the whimsical drunken bear destroyer
WAKA WAKA =D